My sister sent me this bit of silliness, after the hard winter some folks had it should be worth a snort and a giggle.  Welcome to New Hampshire
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> Aug. 12 - Moved into our new home in New Hampshire . It is so beautiful
> here. The hills and river valleys are so picturesque. I have a beautiful
> old oak tree in my front yard. Can hardly wait to see the change in the
> seasons. This is truly God's Country.
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> Oct. 14 -
> New Hampshire is such a gorgeous place to live, one of the real special
> places on Earth. The leaves are turning a multitude of different colors.
> I love all of the shades of reds, oranges and yellows, they are so
> bright. I want to walk through all of the beautiful hills and spot some
> white tail deer. They are so graceful, certainly they must be the most
> peaceful creatures on Earth. This must be paradise.
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> Nov. 11 - Deer season opens this week. I can't imagine why anyone would
> want to shoot these elegant animals. They are the very symbol of peace
> and tranquility here in New Hampshi re. I hope it snows soon. I love it
> here!
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> Dec. 2 - It snowed last night. I woke to the usual wonderful sight:
> everything covered in a beautiful blanket of white. The oak tree i s
> magnificent. It looks like a postcard. We went out and swept the snow
> from the steps and driveway. The air is so crisp, clean and refreshing.
> We had a snowball fight. I won, and the snowplow came down the street.
> He must have gotten too close to the driveway because we had to go out
> and shovel the end of the driveway again. What a beautiful place. Nature
> in harmony. I love it here!
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> Dec. 12 - More snow last night. I love it! The plow guy did his cute
> little trick again. What a rascal. A winter wonderland. I love it here!
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> Dec. 19 - More snow - couldn't get out of the driveway to get to work in
> time. I'm exhausted from all of the shoveling. Holy Shit!  $1500 for a
> damn
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> snow blower?  And that snowplow!
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> Dec. 21 - More of that white shit coming down. I've got blisters on my
> hands and a kink in my back. I think that the snowplow d r iver waits
> around the corner until I'm done shoveling the driveway. Asshole.
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> Dec. 25 - White Christmas? More freakin' snow. If I ever get my hands on
> the sonofabitch who drives that snowplow, I swear I'll castrate him. And
> why don't they use more salt on these roads to melt this shit??
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> Dec. 28 - It hasn't stopped snowing since Christmas. I have been inside
> since then, except of course when that snowplow Nazi comes by. Can't go
> anywhere, cars are buried up to the windows. Weather man says to expect
> another 10 inches. Do you have any idea how long it takes to shovel 10
> inches
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> of snow?
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> Jan. 1 - Happy New Year? My ass!  The way it's coming down it won't melt
> until the 4th of July! The snowplow got stuck down the road and the shit
> head actually had the balls to come and ask to borrow a shovel! I told
> him I'd broken 6 already th is season.
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> Jan. 4 - Finally got out of the house. We went to the store to get some
> food and a goddamn deer ran out in front of my car and I hit the
> bastard.
> It did $3,000 in damage to the car. Those beasts ought to be killed. The
> hunters should have a longer season if you ask me......
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> Jan. 27 - Warmed up a little and rained today. The rain turned the snow
> into ice and the weight of it broke the main limb of the oak tree in the
> front yard and it went through the roof. I should have cut that old
> piece of shit into fireplace wood when I had the chance.
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> Feb. 15 - Neglected to shovel the 6 feet of freakin' snow and ice from
> my
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> back porch.  The goddamn thing is now a pile of frozen lumber on top of
> what
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> used to be my deck!  Didn't take my $1,800 stainless steel grill in,
> since it used
> < BR>> to be so nice to cook out there on those cold crisp nights.  What a
> moron
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> I am!!!!
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> May 23 - Took my car to the local garage. Would you believe the whole
> underside of the car is rusted away from all of that damn salt they dump
> on the road? The shocks are gone from frost heaves the size of a
> freakin' house!
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> Car looks like a bashed up, heap of rusted cow shit.
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> June 10 -
> Sold the car, the house, and moved to Florida ..
> I can't imagine why anyone in their freakin' mind would ever want to
> live in the God forsaken State of New Hampshire!!!
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